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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 09/28/2018 at 13:56 • Filed to: Rally Chicken, Rally Duck, Rally

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The vote on the nominated rally mascot will be delayed by one week to allow an investigation into allegations that the Rally Chicken is a duck.

Nom De Plume > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:05

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Votes can be cast respectively at www.rallychick.en and www.rallydu.ck for the next week.  

Spaceball-Two > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:07

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This is good Oppo

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:08

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Duck.

Mr. Duck > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:15

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I know a duck when I see one 

Tekamul > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:17

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“Investigate”, sure. Will we also investigate if the sun will rise tomorrow?

Because we all k now it’s a duck.

CTSenVy > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:18

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The Dummy Gummy > Mr. Duck 09/28/2018 at 14:26

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I mean if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a chicken.

itschrome > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:41

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it’s a Rabbit! 

For Sweden > itschrome 09/28/2018 at 14:43

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no it’s a golf

itschrome > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 14:52

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Pretty sure it’s a rabbit!

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > itschrome 09/28/2018 at 15:07

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You’re both out of Focus here.

punkgoose17 > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 15:12

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RALLY DUCK IS A CHICKEN!

PatBateman > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 16:19

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Eventually, Stef will find you, and Stef will kill you. 

For Sweden > PatBateman 09/28/2018 at 16:27

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we can only hope

nermal > For Sweden 09/28/2018 at 17:07

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Stef Schrader > Mr. Duck 10/04/2018 at 00:06

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no

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 10/04/2018 at 00:06

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Excuse me, I know my chicken.

She’s a chicken.

Stef Schrader > PatBateman 10/04/2018 at 00:07

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I can only hope that C’thulhu eats me first.

Stef Schrader > itschrome 10/04/2018 at 00:07

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no

Stef Schrader > punkgoose17 10/04/2018 at 00:08

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RALLY CHICKEN IS A CHICKEN!!!

Stef Schrader > Tekamul 10/04/2018 at 00:08

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no, she’s a chicken

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/04/2018 at 00:08

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Chicken.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 10/04/2018 at 00:21

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The investigation has shown that the allegations against Rally Chicken are baseless.  The committee votes to advance her nomination as Rally Mascot.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 10/04/2018 at 00:39

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Yes. She is a chicken.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 10/04/2018 at 06:41

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Duck

Tekamul > Stef Schrader 10/04/2018 at 08:46

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Stef Schrader > Tekamul 10/04/2018 at 09:54

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me